Monday, September 26, 2011

Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be Cowboys!

Wouldn't it be nice when a child is born their
DNA is sent to Harvard - for acceptance
or some other school of your choice - If
accepted the school would send you a schedule
of what schools (K -12) your child should go to
then immediately send you an annual bill to cover
all of the expenses through Post Graduate
education - It would be accumulated with interest
accruing to the balance - and allow everyone some
comfort - including the schools. There would be
summer camps also included to review your child's
growth with adjustments going forward. Refunds
plus accrued interest would be granted for cause.
(ie. Death of child - serious change of conditions
determined by parents - any change toward the
child's development would have to be
accommodated by the school - special needs, etc.
 - parents could be released easier than the school -
 creating a sort of insurance policy for the parents )

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